Sad Tenev

Cartoon of a tired guy in a crooked party hat, crying at his desk at 3:01 AM. His monitor shows a GME chart crashing with a giant red candle, and the buy button is covered with duct tape. A bottle labeled Copium and a mug that says NGMI sit on the desk.

Crying at 3:01 AM since Jan 28, 2021.

CA Coming soon

Paired against the $GME stock token on Robinhood Chain.

How he got this sad

Every candle is a chapter. Start with the red one, that's where it went wrong.

$SADTENEV / GME Tap a candle

Jan 28, 2021

The button

Robinhood restricts GME and other meme stocks to position closing only. You can sell. You can't buy. The chart does the rest, and the clock on his desk stops at 3:01 AM.

What's on the desk

Everything worth knowing before the CA drops. Some of it does things if you poke it.

Copium supply

Unlimited

Pour one whenever the chart gets to you.

Cracked coffee mug that says NGMI

Chain

Robinhood Chain

NGMI is a mood, not a forecast.

Launch

When the CA drops

It hits our X first. Don't wait on this clock, it's said 3:01 AM since 2021.

Pair

$GME stock token

The stock that ended the party is now the thing you buy with.

Cold pizza slice on a greasy plate

Supply

Posted with the CA

Cold, like the pizza. The real numbers go up the moment it's live.

How to buy

Four panels. No duct tape.

  1. Get a wallet

    Any EVM wallet with Robinhood Chain added. Robinhood Wallet works too.

  2. Bridge some ETH

    Move ETH over to Robinhood Chain and leave a little for gas.

  3. Get the real CA

    Copy it from this site or the pinned post on our X, nowhere else. Fake tickers pop up within minutes.

  4. Press buy

    Swap ETH for $SADTENEV. Nobody gets to tape over this button.